somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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