checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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