walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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