margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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