its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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