Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I could make wine with my vomit
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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