trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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