I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Someone came in the potted fern
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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