i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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