i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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