new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I don't deserve a penis
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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