i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
