Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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