I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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