Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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