and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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