They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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