if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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