Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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