I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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