This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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