My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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