Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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