How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just google imaged poop.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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