How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
third nipple confirmed
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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