their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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