Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
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Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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