you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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