You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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