Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
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So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
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