I'm really into asian looking animals
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
dude. I can hear the air.
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