i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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