We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
