she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
this will be a night to untag.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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