Me too!
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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