And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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