Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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