We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
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you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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