i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
