I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
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