Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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