Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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