Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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