He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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