I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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