RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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