it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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