Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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