I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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