I heard we made out
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
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Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend