ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".