everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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