I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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