All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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